Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Teh Tarik?

Teh Tarik
Definition: Malaysian tea, stretched between two tin cans.

Goodness: Eases bowel movement and acts as a considerably effective tranquilizer.

Effects: Makes you think more than you should and encourages you to smoke a lot more than you usually would.

Tag Line: You're not Malaysian enough if don't do it!

Competitor: Guiness Stout and Carlsberg.

Foe: Kopi Kapal Api.

Ending Quote: To hell with what they say! You're not jobless if you have teh tarik!

Teh Tarik, the average Malaysian man's all time remedy.

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